Friday, August 21, 2009

Usain Bolt is so fast....(a la "your momma" jokes)

a picture I took of Bolt during the 100m relay at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.




  • it takes him 45.3 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
  • his feet are eligible for the Cash for Clunkers rebate.
  • the Flash had to change his name to The Flllaaaasssshh.
  • he actually struck lightening...twice.
  • he beat Wilt Chamberlain's record in 2 days...yes, that record.
  • his running shoes have restrictor plates.
  • he is the leading cause of vertigo.
  • he has his own wi-fi.
  • scientists have replaced "nano-seconds" with "bolts-secs".
  • he beat Dale Jr in a race while pulling John Daly in a rickshaw.

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